AWWYEAH EXAM WEEK. dontchu just luff it?

So. one week left till your finals! are ya nervous? is you panicking yet? stressed out? feelin the preshaa? NO SWEAT! All's you gotta do is;

1] Just chill out! You have like, 7 days till the actual day, so there's still enough time for you to jam everything up in ya head, and then the next thing is to try and contain all-a that knowledge in your nut-sized brain till D-Day.

2] You know, other ways to just chill and relax is, go out with ya friends, ya loved ones! hang out a little! that'll sure calm yo shit down.

3] Or how bout gettin' some paintball action? this sure sounds hella fun, so experience it and try it out! well, i haven't tried it out yet, but i will soon. my skin's gonna be all blue black and bruised after that, yikes.

4] Hit the movies! plenty of cool and watchable movies in the cinema now, sure, it's all kid-movies this time around, but, hey, whatever it takes to de-stressify you, go ahead, jump right in buddy!

5] Go to the fun fair! eat cotton candy till you turn pink! ride them rolla coastas and puke till you can't puke no more! it's fun!

6] Go on a vacation. you need it, friend. A few days away from reality won't hurt!

7] TILL THE DAY OF YOUR EXAM IS TOMORROW AT FREAKIN 8 IN THE MORNING AND YOU'VE BEEN TOO DISTRACTED TO STUDY ANY SHIT. IF YOU NEVER STUDIED, THEN YOU'RE GONNA FAIL YO ASS, AND IF THAT HAPPENS, YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB LIKE EVER, YOU'RE GONNA BE SINGLE, SMELLY, LIVING WITH YOUR 27 CATS AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE A VIRGIN.

Well, all the best for your finals, everyone!